The shit storm is brewing with explosive diarrhea like a an overpriced draft on a steamy Saturday night, Captain “shit head” is ready to be drowned in a angry shit ocean. As He Enters The Tavern he first notices that, The air smells of swampy pussy, rotten used tampons, cheap lubricant, cotton balls , coco butter and cigarettes. Such The perfect place for Captain shit head whome finds himself at this shitting hole, full of Shitty people, shitty beer and shitty service, its a shit apocalypses.
Captain Shit head is no stranger to shitty situations he once was tipped over while in a porta-potty that was tapped shut and drugged 17 shitty miles arround the country side until dropped off in shit creek unconscious… thoses shit eating trannys never came back for the captain. They left him to die, with a stomach full of shit. It was 3 hours latter before shit head awakes to a herd of cows shitting on him. He was free of the porta potty nd glad but now Captain Shitz a Lot on himself as he is so scared of the massive bulls that he must hide in their shit to prevent the bulls from noticing he is there. The captain was in the heart of a shit eating cows nest. There were raging bulls fucking all around him untill after nearly 5 days in the bull shit cptain decided that was enough, captain shit head was ready to face the bull and get out of the shit swamp…
To be continued…
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